Oink

Cowsay, except it's Fooboar talking. You want to teach him new skills? Pull requests welcome!

fooboar@forest:~$ oink Ich bin ein WIldschwAIn!
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< Ich bin ein WIldschwAIn! >
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  |    Λ––Λ
  |   /_  _\
  \_ ( U  U )
      \'  '/
       \¯¯/
      < 🐽 >
fooboar@forest:~$ 

Usage

$ chmod +x "/path/to/oink.sh"
$ alias oink="/path/to/oink.sh"
$ oink Heyho!